Letter to the Editor /Pledge to Trump
By Jake Pickering
“I pledge allegiance to Donald Trump of Vladimir Putin’s Russia, and to the tyranny for which it plans, one space station under HAL 9000, out of control, with cocaine and Rogaine for all.” — Jake Pickering (10/24/21)
Slumbering in his tacky country club in Palm, Trump the slumlord from Queens is not calm.
Cheating on his taxes and on his third wife For sure, campaign scamming GOP world.
2024 is a long way away, Trump cannot say Where he’ll be – in Moscow or in the pokey.
If Orange Don doesn’t run, it will be his son.
Donald Trump, Junior is a cocaine casualty.
The holes in Junior’s brain are legendary!
Can you see Kimberly Guilfoyle as 1st Lady?
Mail order bride Melania Trump was dumb, But just wait: “THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!!”