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Thoughts at large

Lucius Gantt

The Gantt Report

Thoughts at large

By Lucius Gantt

     Conservatives couldn’t wait to attack the President after he whipped Mitt Romney like a runaway slave in the 2012 election. This talk about a Libyan Embassy murder cover up pales in comparison to what Republicans did not too long ago. If some want the President impeached because CIA talking points given to the United Nations Ambassador were incorrect I guess every Republican that voted to spend a trillion dollars and kill hundreds of thousands of Iraqis and Americans to invade Iraq to locate weapons of mass destruction should be impeached, too! Closet Klansmen don’t hate the President because of CIA talking points. They hate Barack Obama because he looks like he is Black.

    Where is my “gift”? No one asked me but I want a 14 percent tax rate. I also want a trillion dollar bail out like AIG and other insurers and beast bankers got. How about a million dollar subsidy to not write The Gantt Report, like some farmers get not to grow certain crops? Perhaps I can get a welfare deal like Lockheed and some imperialist military industrial businesses have gotten in the past.

    When I wrote about the cat many readers thought I was way out of line but what do you think now? America’s most famous General wasn’t satisfied with his house cat so he had to chase an alley cat that masqueraded as a biographer. The alley cat even started a digital cat fight with a wild cat posing as a socialite. No matter how good the cat is, if you sleep with a cat that’s not yours you’ll end up in the kitty litter looking for a new job some day.

  If you’re not a FAMU graduate, don’t go to sleep and dream about be-coming the new university President. The more things should change, the more they will remain the same. A very good friend of mine and a FAMU graduate and supporter emphatically told me if you want a job at FAMU you should go to school there. I would guess that even the new football coach will be a FAMU grad because when they hired outside the school, the coach quit in mid-season after he realized his team couldn’t beat Bethune-Cookman, I imagine.

     On my visit to the Caribbean I was told by many islanders that an African American newspaper would be welcomed there. However, no one suggested how an African American edition of a Caribbean newspaper would be financed. Oh well, there’s nothing I can do about that unless I hit the Powerball drawing this week.

      Happy Thanksgiving holiday to all of the readers of The Gantt Report. If you’re in Tallahassee, don’t throw your leftover food away. Bring a single brother a plate. I don’t eat white meat but I’m not talking about turkey! (Buy Gantt’s book “Beast Too: Dead Man Writing” and contact Lucius at



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