The Westside Gazette

We need to know eggxactly what’s going on

Frank Wilson

FRANKLY SPEAKING

By W. Frank Wilson

      The age old question about which came first the chicken or the egg has taken a turn towards seriousness.

Bird flu and egg prices are rising and people are dying.

Information about H5N1 is being kept on Ron low much like Covid was and we need to be asking questions.

I suppose drinking bleach is the solution to this potential infectious epidemic  as your President fires CDC and other health experts and researchers.

Coupled with the avalanche of firings this latest health crisis is causing some panic among many people.

What the Hell are Ques supposed to do without Chicken?

How do we prepare Sunday dinner without the Gospel Bird?

No barnyard pimp is subject to cause an insurrection that would indeed make January 6th look like a tourist expedition.

Unhealthy chickens and over priced eggs are not exactly the formula for reducing food costs.

What we get with 47 is a more dangerous version of 45 and that is not a far cry from America the Beautiful.

The answer to why the chicken crossed the road is he wanted to get the hell away from eggs.

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