By Sarah Goldman & Don Valentine
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā She-Said: I was disgusted when I read the article about the Detroit teacher using our 44th President to compare primates. Detroit area TV station WDIV reported this screw up in education. Don, it turns out this biology teacher used a worksheet with pictures of a chimp, ape, orangutan and Obama, then asked the students to identify the primates!
He-Said: That was an absurd exercise. If the students at the prestigious, acclaimed, Roeper School, the oldest K through 12 school for gifted children in the country, had paid attention, the answer was easy. We all know that by biological definition they are all in the primate family. My question is why the teacher used the picture of the Black President. She couldnāt find any pictures of Trump? Some would argue he behaves closer to an evolved primate than any other President. Since they were Mentally Gifted students, I expect they all answered the question correctly.
She-Said: You know Iām an enthusiastic MAGA supporter. Some of the escapades of President Trump, I donāt condone. Don, if he grabbed my crotch that would turn up to be one less casino he owned. Darn right, Iām pressing charges and suing that jerk.
He-Said: Go Sarah! Iām glad to see youāre not a total Trump minion. That entire MAGA program escapes my hamster sized brain. Does your community suggest that #44 ruined the country? When he took office the country was inĀ financial peril and he led it through the Great Recession, endedĀ two wars, and rampant civil unrest.
She-Said: You left out Obama health care. That health care package was something Clinton couldnāt accomplish. To give you the short view of MAGA, focus is on our citizens first. Stop pandering to all the immigrants and global mishegoss! Protect our nation over everything else.
He-Said: My Seminole brethren might disagree with it being your country. That is the egregious flaw to the āReplacement Canard!ā White people are not being replaced. Technically the English settlers were just another version of terrorists. As far as Black folks [except for a few indentured servants] we did not travel here voluntarily. Iām just saying; get your MAGA facts straight!
