Does This Look Like President Obama?

By Sarah Goldman & Don Valentine

      She-Said: I was disgusted when I read the article about the Detroit teacher using our 44th President to compare primates. Detroit area TV station WDIV reported this screw up in education. Don, it turns out this biology teacher used a worksheet with pictures of a chimp, ape, orangutan and Obama, then asked the students to identify the primates!

He-Said: That was an absurd exercise. If the students at the prestigious, acclaimed, Roeper School, the oldest K through 12 school for gifted children in the country, had paid attention, the answer was easy. We all know that by biological definition they are all in the primate family. My question is why the teacher used the picture of the Black President. She couldn’t find any pictures of Trump? Some would argue he behaves closer to an evolved primate than any other President. Since they were Mentally Gifted students, I expect they all answered the question correctly.

She-Said: You know I’m an enthusiastic MAGA supporter. Some of the escapades of President Trump, I don’t condone. Don, if he grabbed my crotch that would turn up to be one less casino he owned. Darn right, I’m pressing charges and suing that jerk.

He-Said: Go Sarah! I’m glad to see you’re not a total Trump minion. That entire MAGA program escapes my hamster sized brain. Does your community suggest that #44 ruined the country? When he took office the country was in financial peril and he led it through the Great Recession, ended  two wars, and rampant civil unrest.

She-Said: You left out Obama health care. That health care package was something Clinton couldn’t accomplish. To give you the short view of MAGA, focus is on our citizens first. Stop pandering to all the immigrants and global mishegoss! Protect our nation over everything else.

He-Said: My Seminole brethren might disagree with it being your country. That is the egregious flaw to the “Replacement Canard!” White people are not being replaced. Technically the English settlers were just another version of terrorists. As far as Black folks [except for a few indentured servants] we did not travel here voluntarily. I’m just saying; get your MAGA facts straight!