Letter to the Editor
By Jake Pickering
Is anyone who’s been paying attention the least bit surprised that America’s very own modern day Emperor Nero-wannabe Donald Trump golfed while Wall Street Burned?
I hope you less-than-rich Republican voters enjoyed having retirement money once upon a time in your decimated-by-Donald 401(k) account. Too bad the Trump regime has put an end to your retirement plans with their truly asinine trade war against the entire world, except for Russia of course. You craven conservatives should have cashed in while Biden was president.
Please allow me to ask for Trump’s crazy Jewish girlfriend Laura Loomer’s opinion on this matter, since you already know disgusting Donald’s next disastrous decision will be dictated to him by her latest lunatic whim. At least Democratic President Bill Clinton didn’t dismantle the National Security Council because Monica Lewinsky told him to!
Can’t Donald Trump at least try to have sex with his own wife for once in his spoiled, 78-year-long sociopathic, perverted, philandering existence? If you ever wondered what the initial “J” in that numbskull’s name Donald J. Trump stands for, the “J” most definitely stands for “JAGOFF”.
To be specific, according to the website Dictionary.com, “a Jagoff is a jerk, idiot, or really any kind of irritating or unlikeable person, not unlike douchebag.” Sounds like Trump to me! (And to most Americans, according to public opinion polls.) Can you say, 25th Amendment? Time for the latest Republican Vice President J.D. Vance to get up off the couch and make a stand for sanity. Or at least just get off the couch, J.D.
