The Mature Cat

The Gantt Report

By Lucius Gantt

     I want to alert new members of The Gantt Report family, on occasion, I divert from the serious musings of TGR to have some fun with one of the most-read topics distributed to media and other readers.

I hope my new female followers don’t get upset but it’s only a fun topic that deals with the cat!

As a young man, I traveled across the United States and around the world. I provided political and media services for a variety of individuals and businesses.

One of my clients is in the adult entertainment business. Large Navy vessels and airplanes would dock or land in the city for R&R and go straight to the business establishment to have some “fun”.

One day, I spoke to the manager and said, Adults come here of all ages, why are most of the women here 25 years old or less? He replied those are the kinds of women that the customers want.

In other words, patrons at bordellos, strip clubs, and other similar establishments enjoy throwing dollars around the joints trying to impress the kittens they want to hit.

Well, an old snake has no desire to hit a kitten, they want an experienced cat!

You see, a kitten, more than likely, has only had relations with a baby snake, or her young boyfriend.

That old snake wants a cat that can make it grow. Hitting a kitten is no fun if the kitten can’t take a snake around the world, so to speak.

The older felines can put you to sleep, in many more ways than a kitten that has little or no experience in making an old snake “tap out” in intimate encounters, so to speak!

I don’t own or manage a strip club or an adult entertainment facility but perhaps older cats in the entertainment business can establish training programs for the young kittens who want to make money dancing and doing other things.

Older snakes sometimes want conversations, comforting, nurturing, and so forth. What’s wrong with that?

The kittens and cats in the adult entertainment business don’t care how much money rappers, athletes, lawyers, movie stars, and other men and women throw in the air if they can pick the money up and put it in their G-strings!

If you need, or want, to pay money to hit the cat, the mature cat will know what you want and how to give it to you!

Ladies don’t act like you haven’t seen Madam and her club Eden on BET, the Cats can also hit the snakes!

I hope the TGR family didn’t mind me stepping away from economics and politics for a fun-filled column now and then.

Meanwhile, it won’t be long, theganttreport.online will be available soon. We coming!