Letter to the Editor
By Jake Pickering
“It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.”
– Clemenza from Francis Ford Coppola’s “The Godfather” (1972)
Demonic dimwit Donald Trump – the whiny, pathetic, defeated Putin puppet crybaby – is such an unrepentant career criminal he can’t even just TEMPORARILY stop committing new felonies during the ongoing televised blockbuster January 6th congressional hearings, specifically – witness tampering and witness intimidation! Trump is truly stupid.
Chronicling the countless capital crimes of failed fascist Fuhrer Trump, the chump, and his low-IQ, inbred neo-Nazi goons (who defiled our nation’s Capital Building with their “conservative” Confederate Flags and official Trump Republican Party swastikas) has been incredibly easy for our Legislative Branch’s litigators, not to mention being devastatingly effective in their presentation of the facts. Disgusting Donald must be soiling himself right about now at the thought of prison.
Speaking of Trump brand human excrement (and Diaper Donald’s Depends brand undergarments), it’s long past time to flush these fascist fools down the pipes and out to sea to suffocate and drown and sink to the bottom, never to be seen again! The only useful purpose these genocidal neo-Nazi traitors can serve is as fatty fascist fish food. Otherwise, these violent Trumptarded psychos are just taking up limited space in our jails and psychiatric facilities which are much needed for those of our citizens who CAN be helped.
In case the proper “deep state” authorities are paying attention, I am eagerly volunteering personally to help administer a good time to be had by all otherwise known as Apache helicopter ring toss, or as it was once better known in General Pinochet’s Chile – “death flights.” Unlike the GOP, we won’t film these. You see, unlike Republicans, we’re not crazy. We’re just angry, righteously so. Payback time!
It’s a long-standing little game that became popular in the South America of the 1970s whereby enemies of the state were taken for a one-way trip that ends up with these traitors being tossed out of a military chopper into the ocean or into the side of a snow-capped mountain in the Andes. After all, turnabout is fair play, fascists. No parachute for you! And no trials are necessary. Everyone – and I mean EVERYONE – now knows just how guilty you anti-American, pro-Putin traitors are… 100%!
Speaking of Apaches, from now on those of us patriotic liberal, ass-kicking American citizens (who aren’t falling into the pacifist trap “the American Left” has been stuck in for several decades now) need to start asking ourselves one question and one question only: “WHAT WOULD LIEUTENANT ALDO REIGN DO AT A TIME LIKE THIS?” You know what. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ft7kkXO98c
Get real, folks. We will never eliminate neo-Nazis (or racist Russian imperialists for that matter) by being nice to them, therefore we must fight fire with fire, both politically and literally if necessary. Legal, entirely justifiable acts of self-defense are our only option at this point, unless of course our U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland and the nation’s still clearly partisan Republican “Justice” Department finally decides to do their job and prosecute America’s extreme right-wing domestic terrorist traitors including Trump.
“Turning the other cheek” is only going to get us crucified in 2022. If pacificism is more important to you than freedom and democracy, then you sir are what is commonly called a coward! Did I hurt your feelings, snowflake? If so, then go complain to your mother or to your favorite pedophile priest or preacher. You ain’t Jesus, son! At least Jesus was willing to sacrifice himself for the general good of humanity at large. What are you willing to sacrifice for freedom and democracy’s sake? Anything at all? Or is that asking too much?
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