By Kary Love
     Back in the old days parents taught their kids âbirds of a feather flock together.â I thought this lesson was lost in America today, but one ICE official got it. Speaking on Fox News on July 14, 2025, ICE Deputy Director Madison Sheahan said the agency was expanding its dragnet for arrests, because, âI think we all know that criminals tend to hang out with criminals,â. âAnd so when we start to build a case, weâre going to be going after everyone thatâs around them. Because these criminals tend to hang out with like-minded people who also happen to be criminals.â Yep we all know it. Mom knew it and she warned you.
Criminals tend to hang with “like mindedâ criminals according to ICE. Mom taught us âbirds of a feather flock together,â so stay away from the âbad kids,â because âeveryone knows the bad kids gang up to do bad things.â Now I do not know all the piggies who ate their bacon with Epswine (Jeff, is it OK if I call you âEpswineâ), but I do know that Mom would say any who partied with Epswine lean swinish. ICE agrees. Might one suggest pedophiles prefer to hang with others so inclined? The Beatles told us piggies will be swine:
Have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt?Â
And for all the little piggies, life is getting worseÂ
Always having dirt to play around in
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Have you seen the bigger piggies in their starched white shirts?Â
You will find the bigger piggies stirring up the dirtÂ
Always have clean shirts to play around in\
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In their sties with all their backingÂ
They don’t care what goes on aroundÂ
In their eyes, there’s something lackingÂ
What they need’s a damn good whacking
Everywhere there’s lots of piggies living piggy livesÂ
You can see them out for dinner with their piggy wivesÂ
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon
The denials about Epstein Files  emanating from the  swamp defies common sense insights stretching from Mom to ICE. Reports indicate Trump first slept with Melania on Epswine’s “Lolita Express.” Bill Clinton was there on other occasions. Say what you will about Jeff Epswine, he was a criminal pedophile of the first order. The odor of swine swirling about him would have surely put off any but those swine inclined. Swine donât flock but they wallow together in their âpigsty,â playing piggy games, protected by power, and depraved by nature.
I am not sure whether Epswine suicided in prison, but I have represented many a criminal who claimed he was sexually abused as a child, and when they got to prison they could hardly wait for the pedophiles to be in their cell block, to seek revenge. Society deemed them crooks upon conviction, but one cannot deny even crooks have their own sense of âjustice.â “Death to pedosâ was a core principle of the Convict Code.
The core fact of the âEpswineâ matter: This is about the sexual abuse of children. Possibly hundreds or maybe thousands of them. Epswineâs sidekick Ghislaine Maxwell helped Epswine get victims. Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump (a former Democrat who spent part of 15 years enjoying life with Jeffrey Epstein who once called Trump âhis best friendâ), and Bill Clinton appear to be as debauched as Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey. The swamp scum is a bipartisan ârainbowâ coalition. The old adage âwhere there is smoke there is fire,â resonates too.
What we know about Jeffrey Epstein is he had virtually zero marketable skills, but he had an uncanny ability to influence powerful people, he was an academically unremarkable college dropout who somehow went from preying on students at an elite academy he wasnât even qualified to teach to being a billionaire financier to the stars.
How did that happen? Maybe ICE knows. We also know that Jeffrey Epstein ran a vast underage sex trafficking ring procuring somewhere in the ballpark of 1,000 underage girls for a host of wealthy clients in Manhattan and Palm Beach between the years of 1994 and 2004 and possibly much earlier and much later than that. One suspects Epswineâs upward progress was aided and abetted by his criminal connections to power.
We know these things about Epswine because federal prosecutors have told us as much and the victims have told us the rest. Yet somehow, Epswine had to be caught twice because the first time he got busted in 2006, he was inexplicably awarded a plea deal by a South Florida attorney and future Trump staffer named Alexander Acosta who allowed Epstein to serve a 13-month sentence for a 13-year crime in a luxury wing of a county prison that he paid to have built himself. Once again, one catches a whiff–stench, actually–of favoritism. Unequal justice under the swine contaminates the air and contributes to the âodour de swine.â
What we know about Donald J. Trump is that this is a man who has been accused of a variety of sexual predations dating back to the 1970s by over two dozen women. Smoke, fire? The accusations include multiple acts of sexual assault and at least two claims of rape, one made by Trumpâs first wife in her 1989 divorce deposition (which was only retracted years later when she found herself in a lucrative business engagement with her ex-husband, hmmmm) and on the other, Trump was found liable in a court of law.
Trump now denies these allegations, but he has also bragged about them. He was recorded on tape boasting pompously about walking in on changing teenage beauty pageant contestants and his boastful King-like ability to grab women by the pussy. Not quite Epswine conduct, but, well you decide. Or ask Mom. Or ICE.
Reports say Epstein introduced Trump to at least one of his confirmed victims. Trump admits Epstein âstoleâ a young woman from his âMar-a-Lagoâ club, apparently a place Trump and Epstein enjoyed some good times together. Surely not a pigsty? Swine in my club? Iâm shocked. Iâm shocked. How could I know?
Maxwell is in prison after being found guilty of conspiracy to entice and transport individuals under 17 with the intent to engage in illegal sexual activity, as well as sex trafficking of individuals under the age of 17 and 18. Recently Maxwell got an âupgrade,â to a cushier prison, after granting an âinterviewâ to a DOJ Attorney associate of Trump, and one is told to deny oneâs common sense and conclude, ânothing rotten here,â on appeals from the âswamp.â Right. Ask Mom what she thinks. Ask ICE.
Big piggies, little piggies, as Mom told us âswine do swine things together.â As Lord Acton taught us: âPower corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, that is why all powerful people are evil.â
And that is why powerful people must be bound down in the chains of the Constitution and the rule of law. And if caught, throw the book at them. Ordinary crooks do not swear to uphold the law, but those who do and violate it ought receive the harshest punishment as dirty, damnable double-crossers.
If they get a âcushy deal,â then the fix is probably in, you know it, your Mom knew it, and ICE knows it. One suspects all the alphabet agencies responsible to enforce the law know it.
Give the people the Epswine Files! All of them. And then the people will decide. I think they need, deserve and must get a âdamn good whacking,â every single swine of them. Mom agrees, so does ICE.
Kary Love, syndicated by PeaceVoice, is a Michigan attorney who has defended nuclear resisters and many others in court for decades.