“Everybody Hang Mike Pence”

Letter to the Editor

“Everybody Hang Mike Pence”

(Sung to the tune of “Everybody Dance” by Nile Rodgers’ Chic, released in 1977)

By Jacob Pickering

Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do

Clap your hands, clap your hands

Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do

Wash your hands, wash your hands

 

Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do

Clap your hands, clap your hands

Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do

Wash your hands, wash your hands

 

Donald Trump always lets you down

Puts a frown on your face

Any time, any place

Rioting helps relieve the pain

Screws your mind, makes you angry again

Listen to those stomping feet

Pull down your pants and let go

But it doesn’t mean a thing

When you’re pooping & peeing

Bop-shoo-wa, bop-shoo-wa, bop-shoo-wa

 

Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do

Clap your hands, clap your hands

Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do

Wash your hands, wash your hands

 

Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do

Clap your hands, clap your hands

Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do

Wash your hands, wash your hands

 

Pissing all over the US Capitol floor

Just like GG Allin & the QAnon Shaman

Who found a prison cell in Oklahoma?

Goose-stepping to our favorite tune

The good times always end too soon

Everybody’s vandalizing

Attack the Capitol Police, have some fun Come on everybody, stop pooping & peeing Wash your hands Everybody’s screaming

Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do

Clap your hands, clap your hands

Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do

Wash your hands, wash your hands

 

Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do

Clap your hands, clap your hands

Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do

Wash your hands, wash your hands

 

 

 

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Carma Lynn Henry Westside Gazette Newspaper 545 N.W. 7th Terrace, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33311 Office: (954) 525-1489 Fax: (954) 525-1861

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