Letter to the Editor
“Everybody Hang Mike Pence”
(Sung to the tune of “Everybody Dance” by Nile Rodgers’ Chic, released in 1977)
By Jacob Pickering
Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do
Clap your hands, clap your hands
Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do
Wash your hands, wash your hands
Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do
Clap your hands, clap your hands
Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do
Wash your hands, wash your hands
Donald Trump always lets you down
Puts a frown on your face
Any time, any place
Rioting helps relieve the pain
Screws your mind, makes you angry again
Listen to those stomping feet
Pull down your pants and let go
But it doesn’t mean a thing
When you’re pooping & peeing
Bop-shoo-wa, bop-shoo-wa, bop-shoo-wa
Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do
Clap your hands, clap your hands
Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do
Wash your hands, wash your hands
Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do
Clap your hands, clap your hands
Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do
Wash your hands, wash your hands
Pissing all over the US Capitol floor
Just like GG Allin & the QAnon Shaman
Who found a prison cell in Oklahoma?
Goose-stepping to our favorite tune
The good times always end too soon
Everybody’s vandalizing
Attack the Capitol Police, have some fun Come on everybody, stop pooping & peeing Wash your hands Everybody’s screaming
Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do
Clap your hands, clap your hands
Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do
Wash your hands, wash your hands
Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do
Clap your hands, clap your hands
Everybody Hang Mike Pence, do-do-do
Wash your hands, wash your hands
