FRANKLY SPEAKING
By W. Frank Wilson
The Catholic Conclave elected a Pope
Far too many American Catholics elected a Dope
The Pope is a man of substance and discipline, and man of truth and peace
The Dope is undisciplined and takes interesting privileges with the truth
The Pope provides hope for those who worship within the Catholic faith
The Dope promotes hate division fear and violence
The Pope is a biblical scholar, The Dope is biblically clueless
The Pope is an alum of Villanova, The Dope acts like a Villian
The Pope lights up a room when he enters it The Dope lights up a room by leaving it
The Pope loves people The Dope loves himself
The Pope has character, The Dooe is a character
The Pope is strong, The Dope is strange
The Pope seeks confessions, The Dope causes confusion
